I swear to God, I’ll never understand woman…

The Globe and Mail has a story about noted serial killer, rapist, and general piece-o-shit, Paul Bernardo and his apparent bride-to-be.  Wait, bride? WTF?

According to the Globe, this young woman has fallen in love with Paul Bernardo and plans to marry him. According to the story:

The parents said their university-educated daughter “had a number of bad relationships that undermined her self-esteem despite her brilliance. She is looking for someone who will love her unconditionally.”

According to her parents, the woman is convinced of his innocence and asked her pastor about forgiveness.

Sweetheart, if you want unconditional love, you buy a puppy.  At worst, he’ll piddle on you carpets.  Heck, if you want to live dangerously, buy a pit bull puppy.  You don’t marry a convicted serial killer.

The sick thing is, this isn’t uncommon.  Apparently, Bernardo has received letters for years from various smitten young woman, and the phenomenon of inmates attracting the affections of  (persumably) desperate woman is well know.  I swear to god, I’ll never understand woman.

Finally, what does it say about the straight men in the London area that this (evidently disturbed) young woman would rather take her chances with a murderous psychopath than with them.  Time to up your game, boys.