If I have to listen to one more baby-boomer ass-nozzle reminiscing about where they were when JFK was shot, I swear to Christ, I’m going to lose it. Unless they tell me that they were in Dallas, staring down a sniper rifle at the back of Kennedy’s head, I don’t give a shit.
And I’m sick of all the conspiracy theory shit. It wasn’t the FBI who killed Kennedy. Or the CIA, the mob, the Cubans, the communists, little green men. None of them had anything to do with killing Kennedy. It was a crime committed by a single man, for a simple reason. Joe DiMaggio killed JFK for boffing, then killing Marilyn Monroe. Period, end of story.
Can we move on now?